The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- The broadcast shows Tucker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.