The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tucker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Tucker runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tucker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.