The Garbage-Time Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tucker gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tucker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.