The Hamstring Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Seahawks, Seahawks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.