The Snap Count Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Seahawks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.