The Snap Count Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Seahawks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.