The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Seahawks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.