The Late Scratch Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Seahawks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.