The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
88%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Seahawks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.