The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Seahawks, Seahawks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Ricky White III
- Nick Kallerup
FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.