The Late Scratch Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Seahawks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.