The Blown Coverage Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Seahawks, Seahawks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.