The Phantom Flag Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Seahawks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.