The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Seahawks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.