The Late Scratch Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Seahawks, Seahawks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.