The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Seahawks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.