The Garbage-Time Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Seahawks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.