The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Seahawks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.