The Prevent Defense Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Seahawks, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.