The Snap Count Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Seahawks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.