The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
85%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Seahawks, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.