The Bad Spot Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
86%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Seahawks scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.