The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
77%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Seahawks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Jadarian Price
- Sam Darnold
- Zach Charbonnet
- Jason Myers
- AJ Barner
- Rashid Shaheed
- Emanuel Wilson
- Cooper Kupp
- Tory Horton
- Ricky White III
- Nick Kallerup
FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.