The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Seahawks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.