The Mystery Tweak Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Seahawks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.