The Snap Count Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Seahawks scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.