The Hamstring Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Seahawks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.