The Blown Coverage Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Seahawks's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.