The Bad Spot Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Seahawks's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.