The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Seahawks will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Seahawks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.