The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McGowan's stadium. Only over McGowan.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.