The Hamstring Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McGowan's stadium. Only over McGowan.
- McGowan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.