The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McGowan gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
89%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McGowan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.