The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McGowan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.