The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.