The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.