The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McGowan's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.