The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McGowan's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.