The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- McGowan will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.