The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McGowan gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.