The Hamstring Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McGowan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
McGowan, McGowan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.