The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.