The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows McGowan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
McGowan, McGowan, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.