The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- McGowan is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McGowan, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.