The Stuffed Run Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McGowan's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McGowan's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.