The Stuffed Run Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- A mysterious flag erases McGowan's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.