The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and McGowan gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McGowan's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.