The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Coach says McGowan is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
McGowan scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.