The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McGowan gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McGowan drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.