The Garbage-Time Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“The broadcast shows McGowan on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- McGowan scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McGowan, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.